On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 19:14:25 +0100, "D. Spencer Hines"
<poguemidden@hotmail.com> wrote:
Deeeeeelightful!
And:
Hilarious!
This should serve to put the Brits in their place and stop them from
referring to the Spanish, as well as other Latin Peoples, as their
inferiors.
But it won't...
Because of Congenital & Engrained British Ignorance, Prejudice & Sloth.
DSH
Well, as someone who claims to be of English descent, I assume you
would know better that anyone else. Why don't we all get a grip on
reality and reveal that the family name was originally Heinz and that
your ancestors were "volkdeitsch" (as they call themselves in their
obscure patois); pig farmers from the Ukraine, no doubt redolent of
grease dripping from fat, sagging, underlips and blessed with
reassuringly homely names like Heinrich and Gertrude Heinz?
Your claim to be related to the Marquis of Montrose has been met with
gales of laughter from those of us in a better position to assess the
actuality of your family's tedious climb from Kiev pig breeders to the
heady social heights of Kentucky whorehouse pimps.
Hines is as lowclass an English name as one could imagine; why on
earth didn't your social-climbing ancestors aim for a name even more
redolent of the English peasant, such as Dobbs or Ramsbottom?
Did you really think that anyone from my class would believe for a
moment that someone called "Hines" could be anything other than the
descendant of peons who hoed mangelwurzels for some Somerset squire?
Talk about the Revolting Peasants!
In your case, "downwardly mobile"would be the phrase 'du jour'.
(meaning, 'of the day' - I realize from your highly individual
spelling that your education has been, shall we say, limited to an
uninspiring shamble from Grade One thru Five, to lapse into American
idiom and thus reassure you that this little message of encouraging
comment comes from someone a great deal more sophisticated than you
could ever hope to be, notwithstanding your exciting career as a
self-proclaimed, failed US Navy Housing officer.
Would "Officer" perchance have been preceded by the ominous words
"Non-Commissioned"? Or did your career soar to the heady heights of
Lieutenant (JG)?
Hilarious!
I wonder why you decided to infect our group with your dreary latino
friends? Do you have a passion for slim, brown hairless male bodies?
Certainly such sexual preferences would go a long way towards
explaining the sudden halt in your hitherto lacklustre naval career.
You sound rather like the sort of person who opens my car door when I
arrive at my club, touching the rim of his cap with a forefinger and
leering prettily in the hope that such outrageous butt-kissing will be
rewarded at Christmas time with a bottle of one of the cheaper
sherries.
But your greatest sin is that you are a dreary bore. If there were the
faintest trace of swashbuckling about you, I would be more inclined to
lean lightly on the paper tiger that is your character.
You are so dependably repetitive, that whenever your name appears as
the author of yet another wearily identical post to the previous
wallow through the old, familiar hackneyed phrases, no doubt
'borrowed' from some other poster of yore, I usually press the
'Delete' key.
In this instance, your headline attracted my interest in discovering
what new, unlikely cause you are currently espousing. You did not
disappoint me; as always I shook my head and wondered whether this
must be your nurse's day off.
And by the way , "Engrained" is spelled "Ingrained" by native English
speakers... Verb.sap.
Hilariousl
The Highlander
Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
an post seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
The views expressed in this post are
not necessarily those of The Highlander.