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av D. Spencer Hines » 10 jul 2005 07:00:14
Some Folks find that presumed Bastard Descents From Royalty are the BEST
they can find -- so they accept and deal with them and even treat them
as Precious Treasures -- sort of like coprolites -- burnished, polished
and placed under glass in the living room -- to show off.
Peter 'Pogue' Stewart has several Bastard Descents from Charles II, of
which he is inordinately proud.
Hilarious!
But then, that's what makes Peter such **Delightful Entertainment**.
How Sweet It Is!
Some folks even have Bastard Descents from their own Parents or
Grandparents. Now, THOSE are the ones I feel REALLY sorry for.
Don't waste your sympathy on Pogue Stewart with his Bastard Descents
from King Charles II [Reigned:1660-1685]
Consider Abraham Lincoln, who had a Bastard Descent from his maternal
grandparents -- yes, his Mother, Nancy Hanks, was a Bastard.
I'd say Abe Lincoln did pretty well by himself -- and by us Americans.
Our Greatest President.
Further, you keep running into all these people who are so proud to be
descended from William The Conqueror -- hundreds of millions of folks.
Yet William The Conqueror was a Bastard TOO.
William The Bastard.
Some folks even have a Bastard Decent from William The Bastard ----
Doubly Hilarious!
William The Conqueror had no know Bastards HIMSELF -- he was quite
faithful to his wife -- who was far smaller than he -- by all accounts.
I often mention Great-Grandfather William The Conqueror, with tongue
firmly in cheek, because there are HUNDREDS of millions of us folks
descended from him ---- so it certainly "ain't no big thing".
Of course, FINDING and AUTHENTICATING the actual links to William The
Conqueror is a horse of a different color ---- and most folks can't do
that.
Hence The Corrosive, Amusing Envy Of The Poguenoscenti....
But, Peter Stewart, of course, CAN document his links -- to a BASTARD
DESCENT from King Charles II, who had, count them, 14 BASTARDS -- and NO
legitimate children -- so there are plenty of opportunities for folks of
Peter's Ilk to find Bastard Descents from King Charles II.
Ergo, it's easy for Peter Stewart to feel the SHAME of a BASTARD DESCENT
from King Charles II.
Peter Stewart's kind were turning their sisters, aunts, nieces, cousins,
mothers and grandmothers into demimondaines and whores for Royalty for
CENTURIES -- hence the numerous BASTARD DESCENTS from Royalty held by
these Families.
Diana, Princess of Wales, came from one of the same sort of
demimondaine, whorish, British Families.
She too had Bastard Descents from Charles II.
'Nuff Said.
God Save The Queen!
And:
God Bless America.
Me ke aloha pumehana,
Deus Vult.
D. Spencer Hines
Lux et Veritas et Libertas
Vires et Honor