THE SCARECROW:
"If I only had a brain..."
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THE WIZARD OF OZ:
"Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre
commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on
the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain.
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"Back where I come from, we have universities, Seats
of Great Learning, where men go to become great thinkers.
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"And when they come out, they think deep thoughts, and with
no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you
haven't got: A diploma!"
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THE SCARECROW:
"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles
triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
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Oh, joy! Rapture! I've finally got a brain. How can I ever
thank you?"
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THE WIZARD:
"You can't!"
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ODE TO PHYSICAL ANTHROPOLOGY
Anthropology's middle names? Deceit and Deception
Consquently, Truth's getting an unwelcome reception
See, they're in cahoots in collusion
To keep intact an evolution illusion
Their CONSPIRACY so close to the point of perfection
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THE BUCK STOPS HERE
(Petrified Human Remains Found Between Coal Veins)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/Ol ... nSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ManasOldas ... veries.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Evidence/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/ManasOldasCoal.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/TestResults.jpg
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COAL-AGE MAN-MADE HANDLE FOR WEAPON OR TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/OldestTool.jpg
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Lin Liangtai (lin440...@yahoo.com.tw) of Taipei, Taiwan,
posted the following to talk.origins on Sat., Sept. 23, 2006.
Ed Conrad had placed the specimen in his possession for testing.
Mr. Ed Conrad's fossil wood has been proven to be man-made.
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The wood has been identified by a coal petrographer and a
paleobotanist in Kentucky to be cordaite stem.
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The thin sections of the fossil wood's cross section shows
no pith or pith cast. They also show the fossil has no radial
structure of wood (rays and tracheids) in its cross section.
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Instead, they show parallel structure of wood (rays and tracheids)
in its cross section.
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Anyone who knows a bit about wood knows that the cross section
of natural tree stems shows wood in its radial structure of rays
and tracheids, while a wooden handle's end show parallel structure
of the wood (rays, tracheids,vessels).
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The related photos can be seen at:
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http://tw.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lin440 ... &.src=ph...
http://tw.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lin440315/my_photos
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IMAG5969 was taken from the thin section's center while IMAG
5970 was taken from the thin section's top side.
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Lin Liangtai
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"You're not only fighting the man in the ring, Ed.
You're also fighting the referee and the three
judges."
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Ed Conrad
http://ww.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Coal
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